Trailer voiceover for a military TV show: It doesn’t matter who you’re fighting against…
Trailer: *shows big muscly men shooting guns*
Voiceover: It matters who you’re fighting for…
Me: it’s their wives and children.
Trailer: *shows flashback of their wives and children running on a meadow in white, flowy clothes, laughing, blowing bubbles*
Me: groundbreaking premise.