Co-worker: oh look, here’s a job offer for a project manager. [Me], don’t you want to look at it?
Me: oh no, thanks.
Co-worker: why? You’d be so good at it!
Me: oh no, I’m not good for anything, I’m 100% useless
Co-worker: …
Me, whose head is 24/7 occupied with self-degrading thoughts: wat
Co-worker: how can you say that, it’s horrible!
Me: uh, syke! I was just kidding haha, I’ll look at that job offer later, thanks ^^