1. The one place they end up falling asleep (where they’re not supposed to)
Whenever and wherever someone drugs me. Happens more often than you’d think. (I would say also wherever a pub crawl ends but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to fall asleep after a pub crawl. That’s what they’re for, right?)
12. Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Even I haven’t seen myself in my underwear in the past 3 months.
Pass Through Fire 