haiku-robot:

invenblocker:

la-volpe-bianca:

official-deutschland:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Ok but uhhh WHO’S FLAG IS ON THE MOON?

Put there by scientists who more than likely used the metric system.

put there by scientists
who more than likely used
the metric system

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