“But tell your friend Salami that I won’t be joining the rebellion anytime soon.”

        “Not a bleeding-heart liberal, I know.”

        “I called him Salami, Cephas.”

        “I know.”

       

“His name’s Celami, I was making fun of him.”

       

“I know.”

        “Oh, you just… didn’t react and I
wanted to make sure you got that.”

        “I got it, I just thought it’d be funny
to not react and see how you like it.”

        “That’s fucking rude, man.”